Deadpool (PS4)

There are a few important things I need to say before you crack into my insanely sweet game. (You might want to sit down for this!) I’m a Mercenary with an accelerated healing factor. I’ve been described as unstable, which is just plain coo coo. (Wait, do sane people say coo coo?) Be Prepared for just about anything. (Holla!)

• LET’S GET SOME ACTION: I made sure to capture all my good sides, so I made my game a third person, action shooter. (Yep, you get to look at my heinie.)
• X MEN GROUPIES: Keep a look out cuz some of my X Men pals (Whoa, What Pals) are making an appearance
• INSANE COMBAT: I’m really good at killing, so I made it a enemies. (Ev is cer a ting!)
• WEAPONS GALORE: I brought my skills and a buttload of my favorite things. Katanas (check), guns (bang!), explosives (boom), duct tape (quack), and of course, yours truly – ME! (Checkmate!)
• Bonus Content: I’m giving you even more ME; I’m including the DLC (2 sweet levels & 2 alternate suits) from the old platforms; Consider it my gift to you, my number 1 fan!